[Rock]

*** Looking for a boy-friend ***

Following are some of the requirements.

* Make and Model : Human/Male

* Year : 1984 - 1990

* Mileage : Low mileage

* Engine : Eight Cylinder (V-1 position)
EFI**
Manual overdrive
Cam shaft in excellent condition
Well lubed
Triple exhaust (all three functional)
Very low noise
Quick acceleration (Zero to Sixty Nine in <8 sec.)
A lot of horse power (must feel it)
Repeating pistons
Built in fuel injection
No exhaust fumes or smoke

* Transmission : Manual

* Stick Shift : 5 on the floor;
Fun in 1st, sensual in 2nd, titillating in 3rd,
fabulous in 4th, and fucking good in 5th.
Revs in reverse and performs in Park
Over-drive required
Ease of use of the stick shift is a plus

* Shocks : Smooth ride and heavy duty suspension


* Brakes : Front - Disk, Rear - Cylinder
(no leaks in the system and enough fluids)

* Steering : Power steering
Easy to handle
Endurance tested
Cruise control

* Radiator : No boiling
Quick warm up and cool down and good for long trips

* Body : Extremely hard glossy finish
Well constructed
Power locks
Long body
Good breather
Safety inspected
No Dents/Excellent Condition (well kept)
Colour - any
Detailing - as needed but not over-done
Blinking lights - any colour
Weight - 140 - 210 lbs
Pleasant Grill
Easily Convertible - Removable cover at will
Comfortable Driver Seat
Front and Back Double Soft-Cushion™ suspension
Slim but adequate tires
Absolutely no rust (must be checked/certified by me)
Clean engine (should be able to eat it)

* Driving : Has a good hard drive
Evokes a great deal of pleasure

* Cost : Less than the Bill of rights

** EFI =Easy Front Interface

[Lunarbee]

Wait...I don't get it

[Lingos-ThingGo-Coco]

hes comparing the human anatomy to car parts basically

This post has been edited by Lingos-ThingGo-Coco: 06 March 2010 - 02:21 AM

[Lunarbee]

ohhhhhhhhhh right
LOL D:
Guy talk these days...
makes everything so confusing D: