[Rock]

THE RULES

1) The Female Always Makes the Rules.

2) The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3) No Male can possibly know all the Rules.

4) If the Female suspects the Male knows all the rules, she must immediatley
change some or all of the rules.

5) The Female is NEVER wrong.

6) If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant Misunderstanding
which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.

7) If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize IMMEDIATELY for causing the
Misunderstanding.

8) The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9) The Male must never change his mind without EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT from
the Female.

10) The Female has every right to be Angry or Upset at any time.

11) The Male must remain Calm at ALL TIMES, unless the Female wants him
to be Angry or Upset.

12) The Female must UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the Male know whether or not
she wants him to be Angry or Upset.

13) Any attempt to document these Rules could result in Bodily Harm.

14) If the Female has PMS, All Rules are NULL and VOID.

[Lingos-ThingGo-Coco]

I somehow find this true on the most part. Chances are in a relationship with a female you'll most likely have to go out of your way for them and if theyre angry at you for whatever you've done...Then ohh, you better apologize yo ARSS OFF. These are just the unspoken rules guys have to apply to :/

[Lunarbee]

Yes...that's true. Especially the first and last one >=D

This post has been edited by Lunarbee: 06 March 2010 - 06:32 PM